Life insurance

why life is better as a woman?
Why it’s better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies … (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It’s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don’t have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won’t think we’re weird if we ask whether there’s spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We’ll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
dont take it seriously its a joke

lol great joke ha ha

i read the titanic bit and thought….lol thats the joke done for me even before the end of ur post lol

why is evry1 takin this so seriously..i come on the joke section to get away from the anger of yahoo answers lol

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Do I need life insurance?
I am 29 yrs old..single..no husband, no kids. My company is offering a free 50,000 dollar life insurance policy but do I even need it since I have no dependents?

If it were your own expense then I’d say you only need about $15000 in coverage to bury you in case of early demise. Since the company is sposoring it, take it. Make your mom or favorite first cousin the benficiary…the odds are on your side so, they probably wont get the benefit face value but SURE take it.

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Where can I get free life insurance quotes?
I need a website that gives free life insurance quotes?

Gerber Life for Term Life Insurance http://www.gerberlife.com/gl/view/guide_products/10_20_year/index.jsp and for Whole Life Insurance http://www.gerberlife.com/gl/view/guide_products/whole_life/index.jsp.

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Which country is more free UK or USA?
UK
More than two main parties to vote for
I don’t have to worry about getting mugged (CCTV everywhere)
We don’t have capital punishment or life imprisonment
I don’t need a gun to feel free
I can smoke cannabis in front of my local police without going to jail the most they do is confiscate it but outside my area I am looking to get fined.
My health service feels free no bills no insurance needed
Hate speech is banned.
We have freedom FROM religion (not freedom of; that’s unfair to atheists)

I think the UK is definitely more free than America – Americans claim that they are “free” when all they mean is “noone gives a sh*t about anyone else” – freedom from societal responsibility I guess.

Freedom to be greedy and not care about the consequences of your actions on others.

I don’t want that kind of freedom.

We have lots of freedoms they don’t have in the US. Freedom to have a civil partnership with a same sex partner, for example. Freedom to hold different political beleifs such as Socialism without being called “unpatriotic”. Freedom to live our lives without worrying about what will happen if we get very sick and have no health insurance. Freedom to walk the streets without the fear of being shot.

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Where can I get free life insurance quotes?
I need a website that gives free life insurance quotes?

Gerber Life for Term Life Insurance http://www.gerberlife.com/gl/view/guide_products/10_20_year/index.jsp and for Whole Life Insurance http://www.gerberlife.com/gl/view/guide_products/whole_life/index.jsp.

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Have people that complain about insurance prices not picked themselves up by their boot straps?
I’m living the life of double free health insurance.

I have premium free medical insurance through my job and no copays if I go to an in-network doctor. Outside of the network, I have to pay $20 a visit. Also, I have free VA health care benefits for life because I’m a service connected veteran.

So, have conservatives that complain about insurance prices done so because they haven’t served their country and haven’t received a good education? It sounds like a lot of lazy, greedy people whining to me.

I am a Canadian, and I laugh at you, Hahahahahaha

Unlimited, no pre exicsting conditions, no copay, no caps, I can move, quit, retire, get a new job, get cancer, get better, get in a car wreck, get STD and get health care across canada.

You know, VA = Socialism Health Care. It’s great!

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Where can I find retirement planning calculators? Please suggest me a free version only.?
Also I want to calculate life insurance benefits. Please suggest me a best one.

Yes… I’m using the DesireToRetire’s Financial Calculator for all of our family’s financial needs.

You can find the particular calculators here: http://www.desiretoretire.com/Calculators/java/index.html It is free only. And it is online only version.

Hope this will help for you..! :)

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Where can I get free life insurance quotes?
I need a website that gives free life insurance quotes?

Gerber Life for Term Life Insurance http://www.gerberlife.com/gl/view/guide_products/10_20_year/index.jsp and for Whole Life Insurance http://www.gerberlife.com/gl/view/guide_products/whole_life/index.jsp.

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Where can I find a Texas General Lines Health and life Insurance practice test?
I am looking for a free practice test for Texas Genral Lines life and health insurance licensing. Does anyone know a free test?

Right here:

http://www.insurance-schools.com/free_insurance_exam.asp

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Question about retirement, life insurance, and credit.?
I just read a book called tax free retirement. The lesson I got from the book is that by having universal life insurance you can put away money that grows tax free and eventually retire off of it. You retire off of it by taking out tax free loans in which you simply don’t pay back. Also the money is exempt from a death tax which you can pass to your kids. The whole idea sounds to good to be true. However, Suze Orman in her book “9 Steps to Financial Freedom” cautions against Universal Life Insurance all together. Please give some thoughts on this contradiction. My second question is about credit. I was always told that your “potential” to go into debt, which is reflected by the amount of credit cards you can charge is taken into account when your credit score is made. I got a bad score for having to many open accounts. However, Suze Orman in her book is saying not to close your credit cards because something called your “debt to credit ratio” affects your credit score. Can someone also articulate on this second contradiction?

1st…Suze Orman has no licenses to be giving you financial advice. This leads to her being 1/2 correct.

She likes to buy term and invest the difference. While this is a very good idea, Variable Universal Life insurance is a way to have permanent insurance (which will create an tax-free estate) and also create a savings vehicle.

Suppose you followed Suze’s advice thirty years ago. Your 30 year term policy would be expiring, you’d have nothing after paying into it for 30 years. The way the market is, your investments have just tanked. You now have no insurance to pay funeral costs, and you have a TAXABLE estate to pass along (whatever’s left of it).

As far as credit, this is where she’s correct. Your score increases with higher, unused amounts of credit available to you. It will decrease as the proportion you use of your credit increases in relation to the credit limits. Hence, if you close accounts, your utilization ratio increases, your score decreases.

“Second, closing your credit card accounts shows the banks you are desparate and lowers your credit scores”
HUH???

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